Weight Lifting Pillows

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"I figured out how to do my weight lifting and improve my bowling score at the same time."

'I got stung by a thousand bees.'

'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Healthy man next to fat man.

Weight-lifter's autograph

Still waiting for tape 2

'The people downstairs are complaining again.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

'He won't lift a finger at home !'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

Man on a weights bench trying to lift a very heavy productivity

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'He took all of the fat off his mid-section and all the fat off his rear but look where it went!'

Look ridiculous in 30 days.

"Training aid."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I wish you'd pick up your things after you excercise!'

Wait Lifter

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Just one moment dear.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Cleaner Lifts Weights at the Gym

"How many reps have you managed in the gym today?"

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'