Weightlifting Enthusiast Pillows

Work Out.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Don't be so defeatist!"

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Balloons On Barbell.

Body Building Mishap

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

Bench Press you!

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Keep Fit.