Weightlifting Aficionados Pillows

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's true: no more burpees."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Battery lifting weights

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Body Building

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Dog Weightlifting

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Brawnstorming session.

Body Building Mishap

'Keep fit.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

strong man bends an iron bar