Weightlifting Aficionados Mugs

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Battery lifting weights

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Body Building

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Dog Weightlifting

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Body Building Mishap

'Keep fit.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Work Out.

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"I love strong coffee."

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453