Weightlifting Devotee Pillows

Lifting weights at the health club.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Battery lifting weights

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"How much could your mother bench?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Body Building Mishap

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Exercises

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Shorts Dropping.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

The Wonder Gym.

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.