Weightlifting Devotee Prints

Lifting weights at the health club.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Battery lifting weights

"How much could your mother bench?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Body Building Mishap

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Shorts Dropping.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

Exercises

The Wonder Gym.

Heavy syrup

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Balloons On Barbell.

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.