Weightlifting Fan Prints

Battery lifting weights

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

The rock caricature

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Exercise Bars

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Reasonableman

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Sisyphus during Covid

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Only Clowns

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.