Weightlifting Lover Prints

'He's the strong silent type.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.