Weightlifter's Friend Pillows

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Battery lifting weights

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Dog Weightlifting

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Body Building Mishap

Brawnstorming session.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Any other strengths?"

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

"I was building up my pecs."

Shorts Dropping.

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'