Weight Lifter With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Old Karate Master

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"I was building up my pecs."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Exercises

Heavy syrup

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

'Like it'll do any good.'

Mister Hardo

Atlas' Exercise Machine

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'He's the strong silent type.'