Weightlifting Humorist Pillows

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"How much could your mother bench?"

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

"Any other strengths?"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Still on your left."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'