Weightlifting Humorist Prints

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Robber on treadmill

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"How much could your mother bench?"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Any other strengths?"

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Still on your left."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'