Weightlifting Irony Appreciator Pillows

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Body Building Mishap

Work Out.

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Balloons On Barbell.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Bench Press you!

Procrastinator's Fitness Center. We specialize in wait training.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

'He's the strong silent type.'

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

'Oh, good. You found those books on weight lifting.'

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

Lifting weights at the health club.

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

"Don't be so defeatist!"