Weightlifting Irony Appreciator Gifts

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Body Building Mishap

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Work Out.

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

Balloons On Barbell.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Procrastinator's Fitness Center. We specialize in wait training.

Bench Press you!

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

'Oh, good. You found those books on weight lifting.'

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'

'He's the strong silent type.'

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

Lifting weights at the health club.

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

"Don't be so defeatist!"

Exercising.