Weight Lifter With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Old Karate Master

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Exercises

"I was building up my pecs."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Heavy syrup

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'Like it'll do any good.'

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

Mister Hardo

Atlas' Exercise Machine

"Wrong address. You want the place next door."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.

'He's the strong silent type.'

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'