Heartfelt Weightlifter Gifts

Exercises

Powerful Love.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

Brawnstorming session.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Pushy Coach.

Shorts Dropping.

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"I was building up my pecs."

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."