Weight Lifting Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, good. You found those books on weight lifting.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Battery lifting weights

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Body Building Mishap

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Brawnstorming session.

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Any other strengths?"