Weightlifting Junkie Gifts

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Battery lifting weights

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"How much could your mother bench?"

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Any other strengths?"

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Body Building Mishap

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Dog Weightlifting

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'