Weightlifter's Friend Gifts

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Battery lifting weights

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Any other strengths?"

Body Building Mishap

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Dog Weightlifting

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Shorts Dropping.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

strong man bends an iron bar

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I love strong coffee."