Wit-loving Weightlifter Gifts

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Shakespeare in the clink

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Body Building Mishap

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Any other strengths?"

Work Out.

Balloons On Barbell.

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Working Out

'Like it'll do any good.'

"You exercise too much."

Bench Press you!

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

"Wrong address. You want the place next door."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Oh, good. You found those books on weight lifting.'

Gym. You're lifting weights so you can be in a tape company ad? Yeah, their motto is "a stronger seal."

'He's the strong silent type.'

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'

"Are you sure this is only 100 pounds?"

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

"Brace yourself!"