Heavy Lifter Humorist Gifts

Sales rep with heavy bag of 'Brick Company' samples.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Robber on treadmill

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."