Heavy Lifter Heroes Gifts

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Body Building Mishap

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"I was building up my pecs."

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

Exercises

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.