Heavy Lifter Heroes Pillows

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Body Building Mishap

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I was building up my pecs."

Exercises

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

strong man bends an iron bar

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Heavy syrup

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Balloons On Barbell.

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Workmen Lifting.