Lifting Legend Pillows

The Seven Second Workout

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Any other strengths?"

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I love strong coffee."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.