Lifting Legend Gifts

The Seven Second Workout

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Gareth Bale

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Body Building Mishap

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Brawnstorming session.

"Any other strengths?"

Dog Weightlifting

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"