Weightlifting Wonder Gifts

Cow Exerecise

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Dog Weightlifting

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Any other strengths?"

Body Building Mishap

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'