Weightlifting Wonder Gifts

Cow Exerecise

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Shakespeare in the clink

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Dog Weightlifting

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Body Building Mishap

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Brawnstorming session.