Weightlifter Gifts

"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

Weightlifter

Jewish Weightlifting

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'Smile Please'

"How does that make you feel?"

Balloons On Barbell.

"My career in weight lifting has become a huge headache."

"Breathe in!"

Weight lifter straining on toilet

Pushy Coach.

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Dog Weightlifting

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"So, you work out your arms mostly?"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Weak Research

Rex works on his puny girly arms.

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

Caveman businessman with stone tablet.

Performance Enhancing Drugs

"I love strong coffee."

'Carol! You'd better go down to the yard and see about the cat.'

Fitness class. Trainer. Listen to your body! What's it saying right now? I could tell you, but I'd have to use euphemisms.

Brawnstorming session.

Light & Heavy Bulbs

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

strong man bends an iron bar

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.