Weightlifting Marvel Gifts

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Keep Fit.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'