Weightlifting Marvel Gifts

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!