Weightlifting Warriors Gifts

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We're exclusively delts."

Running

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'