Weightlifting Warriors Gifts

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

Running

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming