Weight Training Warrior Gifts

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

Running

Exercise Class

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

To do before Saturday...

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'