Weight Training Warrior Pillows

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

To do before Saturday...

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'