Weight Room Warrior Gifts

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Ring for Service.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Exercise Class

Running

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

To do before Saturday...

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.