Weigh-in Warrior Gifts

Shame on You.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

Secretive Weigh In.

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Dieting Motivation.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Ring for Service.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

I'll take this one here.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'It's the people downstairs again.'