Weightlifting Wizards Gifts

'Keep fit.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Shakespeare in the clink

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Any other strengths?"

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

I'll take this one here.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'