Weight Lifting Wiz Gifts

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Shakespeare in the clink

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'Keep fit.'

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"Any other strengths?"

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.