Weight Lifting Wiz Pillows

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Shakespeare in the clink

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Any other strengths?"

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'