Weight Lifting Wonder Pillows

Weigh station

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Shakespeare in the clink

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.