Weightlifting Wanderer Pillows

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Guy in gym

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Any other strengths?"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Keep fit.'

Brawnstorming session.

Body Building Mishap

Dog Weightlifting

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'