Weight Loss Wanderer Pillows

"...by the time I'm through taking my daily pills, I'm too full to eat!"

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

'Time to decide what diet we're going on this week.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Unguided imagery

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sport Utility Boot.

To do before Saturday...

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Desert Island Mishap

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.