Gym Wanderer Pillows

Trapped in the treadmill.

Guy in gym

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Exercise now!

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Keep Fit.

Playground Pipe Dreams

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

How to go form fit to fat...

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.