Gym Dreamer Pillows

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Midnight Basketball

Guy in gym

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Olympic Climate

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Baseball Dreams

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Built and Built without a permit.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Not The Real Me

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Penalty

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Workout Calendar

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week