Fitness Dreamer Pillows

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'

"Too close to New Year's to start exercising now."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"I've watched these workout videos for hours. They haven't helped."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Healthy Eating Fast

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Lazy man reading a fitness book.

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

Couch Potato dreams about exercising.

Gym'll Fix It

"I don't understand, I've been thinking about running a marathon for years and it hasn't got me anywhere."

"There goes our resolution to join a gym!"

"I'm thinking of giving up thinking about trying to run a marathon this year."

'Oh no, my diet plan's gone pear-shaped!'

Mental reflux disease.

'It's perfectly all right for you to pursue an active life. It's questionable, however, whether you'll ever catch it.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

My routine.

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'1999: Instant communication with a global network of billions of people...But still no contact with my feet.'

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

Clancy: Exercising

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

How much for rock-hard abs? $200 for a basic six-pack, includes high-intensity training sessions. Lemme think about it. I'll be here. What's going on? The new year's resolutions are trickling in. You're working as a physical trainer now? I got into resolution outsourcing. What? People pay me to fulfill their resolutions. They vow to get in shape, or stop procrastinating, or be more honest about their feelings. I take on the task and then they check it off their list. I know what you're thinking