Gym Dreamer Gifts

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Guy in gym

Midnight Basketball

Olympic Climate

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Baseball Dreams

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Built and Built without a permit.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Not The Real Me

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Penalty

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Workout Calendar

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week