Dream Gym Enthusiast Gifts

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.