Dream Gym Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"