Fitness Dreamers Gifts

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

'Cellulite begone!'

'I used to be able to carry up to fifty times my body weight, but now, for some reason, it's down to ten times...'

'He used the treadmill, once.'

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

City Marathon.