Home Gym Dreamer Pillows

Shopping for an exercise bike

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Rowing machine on a river.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Exercising in Confinement

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."