Home Gym Skeptic Pillows

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Sisyphus during Covid

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Exercising in Confinement

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything.

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.