Home Gym Skeptic T-Shirts

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Sisyphus during Covid

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Jeff was watching his weight.

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"