Muscle Dreamer Pillows

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

Desperate body-builder.

. . . And now begins the long, long, long, long, journey.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Basketball

Olympic Climate

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

Midnight Basketball

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Baseball Dreams

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Built and Built without a permit.

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Not The Real Me

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"